Tuesday, June 20, 2006

A Pirate's Life for Me!

Damn.

WHEN is this going to come out already?

Yeah, I know. July. ::sulk::

For my birthday--as of today I'm not quite forty--I ordered Captain Jack Sparrow action figures. Dork. Heh heh.









Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?




Hee! You are Jack's "You have to find yourself a girl, mate ... you're not a eunuch, are you?" speech. You're quite a bit sex-crazed, and you assume that everyone else is as horny as you are. Get it on as soon as possible so that you can join the rest of us on Planet Earth ... I'm sure you'll have a good time doing so.
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6 comments:

Bev (BB) said...

Hey, as someone who has at least one Superman action figure stashed in a box somewhere, I couldn't point a finger if I wanted to. :D

And I didn't even know there were Captain Jack figures out . . . hmmm. ;)

Megan Frampton said...

I got the "But WHY is the rum out" line. Shows where my head is lately.

Bev (BB) said...

I finally had time to check out the quiz and I'm "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

???

You know, I am also so ready for the new movie to be out. My kids are amazed that I'm already planning to see it and only so-so about the new Superman movie. What I just can't make them understand is that I figure Captain Jack is a sure thing and with superhero movies one just never knows . . . ;)

Suisan said...

Rum for Bev! Rum for Megan! Rum, Rum, Rum for me!

Hey, what can I say, I just came back from visiting Disneyland where the Pirates ride was (SOB!) down for repairs. The indignity of it all!

My kids just kept asking when I was going to buy the Mickey Mouse ears which are not only pierced with a gold earring but also sport a dashing red bandana.

I was theeeez close to buying a set. And then realized that I would a) never wear them, b) be forever incapable of telling my children they couldn't buy that stupid thing I disapproved of, and c) would ultimately try them on for kicks one day, answer the door and discover that this was the one day Mr. Depp decided to drop everything else in his life to come by for an unexpected visit. The Shame of It All.

So, eh, I've got to tell my little Zorro figurine on the computer not to get an inferiority complex, after all, size isn't everything, and make room for my action figures.

Did I tell y'all that I have a Pirates of the Caribbean talking parrot too? And that I neeed, please mommy, please, to have a pirate fish mug too?

Blame my generalized insanity on the School Board. Go ahead.

Suisan said...

Sigh.

Forgot the link:

Pirate fish, courtesy of Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which has elevated pirates to their correct role in modern-day society.

That of revered school teachers.

CindyS said...

"Welcome to the Caribbean, love." You're more than a little world-weary, but also intelligent and you keep your head when things get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get in the way sometimes.

I tried being honest so it appears I'm a little world weary - no kidding!!

Suisan, you should have scored like mine and Bev's or like Megan's (Meg, we need to have a little chat ;))

CindyS