Doug Hoffman said...
Be careful what you wish for. Today, someone found me using autocunnilingus as a search term.
Suisan said...
Oooo, BABY! Do you have some interesting readers.
(And they found you, how? Were you giving tips? Fantasizing? Hmmm.)
Yeah. So. Go on, guess the punchline.
Mmmm Hmmm. Someone visited me today using "Autocunnilingus" as a search term.
I am one classy broad. I am. And proud too.
Shit, how many pages back am I on a google search for.....Oh, never mind.
Edited to Add: I have no willpower: Doug's mention is page 6. I'm on page 11.
7 comments:
So tell me, Suisan. I've always wondered. What sorts of exercises do you need to do to, um, you know?
Well, at least I didn't mention autoerotic asphyxiation in the comments, or yellow showers.
Whoops.
Ha Ha...
And it's especially fortunate that I've never mentioned that as a Young Virgin Schoolgirl that I handled Stallions with Big Cocks who Masturbated all the time.
Because I wouldn't want to attract "that element" here...
Um, how do stallions masturbate? Or were we talking metaphorical stallions (viz., a young Sylvester Stallone, AKA the Italian Stallion) or literal stallions?
Whatever you do, don't mention anal bleaching over here. That really brings the creeps out of the woodwork.
Your bid over at my place.
Nope, buddy.
Literal stallions.
You need me to paint you a picture? I did, or at least sketched a watercolor, on your blog.
And I'm sure Sylvester goes at it form time to time, but it's not a mental image I want to encourage.
I have very sensitive readers over here, don't you know.
*rubbing hands together* Let's see how many of 'em come over to yell at me tomorrow BWAAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone-----(all three of you)---Go Yell At Doug!!!!
He'll just lie there like a furry puppy wriggling with glee. Y'all seem to like a good grovel scene--go yell at Doug.
After all, you are *supposed* to find Suisan on Google by searching for "Witty Zorro Fan Who Writes Moving Essays."
Yep. Yeh are.
Damn! It just happened AGAIN!
This time someone in Germany....
But we're not getting any hits on any of Doug's other little jewels.
Post a Comment