Doug Hoffman said...
Be careful what you wish for. Today, someone found me using autocunnilingus as a search term.
Oooo, BABY! Do you have some interesting readers.
(And they found you, how? Were you giving tips? Fantasizing? Hmmm.)
Yeah. So. Go on, guess the punchline.
Mmmm Hmmm. Someone visited me today using "Autocunnilingus" as a search term.
I am one classy broad. I am. And proud too.
Shit, how many pages back am I on a google search for.....Oh, never mind.
Edited to Add: I have no willpower: Doug's mention is page 6. I'm on page 11.