Thursday, August 24, 2006

My Very Elegant Mother Just...

...Sat Upon Nine Pancakes.

Ahh, the solar system. The Many Planets. Well, now we have one less, and I'm not sure what My Very Elegant Mother is going to be Sitting Upon in the near future.

NYTimes story (which I think is hidden behind a subscriber firewall):

Astronomers Decide Pluto Is Not a Planet

Published: August 24, 2006

PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) -- Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.

After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930. The new definition of what is -- and isn't -- a planet fills a centuries-old black hole for scientists who have labored since Copernicus without one.

Although astronomers applauded after the vote, Jocelyn Bell Burnell -- a specialist in neutron stars from Northern Ireland who oversaw the proceedings -- urged those who might be ''quite disappointed'' to look on the bright side.

''It could be argued that we are creating an umbrella called 'planet' under which the dwarf planets exist,'' she said, drawing laughter by waving a stuffed Pluto of Walt Disney fame beneath a real umbrella.

''Many more Plutos wait to be discovered,'' added Richard Binzel, a professor of planetary science at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

The decision by the prestigious international group spells out the basic tests that celestial objects will have to meet before they can be considered for admission to the elite cosmic club.

For now, membership will be restricted to the eight ''classical'' planets in the solar system: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Much-maligned Pluto doesn't make the grade under the new rules for a planet: ''a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a ... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit.''

Pluto is automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's.

Instead, it will be reclassified in a new category of ''dwarf planets,'' similar to what long have been termed ''minor planets.'' The definition also lays out a third class of lesser objects that orbit the sun -- ''small solar system bodies,'' a term that will apply to numerous asteroids, comets and other natural satellites.

Experts said there could be dozens of dwarf planets catalogued across the solar system in the next few years.

NASA said Thursday that Pluto's demotion would not affect its US$700 million New Horizons spacecraft mission, which earlier this year began a 9 1/2-year journey to the oddball object to unearth more of its secrets.

''We will continue pursuing exploration of the most scientifically interesting objects in the solar system, regardless of how they are categorized,'' Paul Hertz, chief scientist for the science mission directorate, said in a statement.

The decision on Pluto at a conference of 2,500 astronomers from 75 countries was a dramatic shift from just a week ago, when the group's leaders floated a proposal that would have reaffirmed Pluto's planetary status and made planets of its largest moon and two other objects.

That plan proved highly unpopular, splitting astronomers into factions and triggering days of sometimes combative debate that led to Pluto's undoing. In the end, only about 300 astronomers cast ballots.

Now, two of the objects that at one point were cruising toward possible full-fledged planethood will join Pluto as dwarfs: the asteroid Ceres, which was a planet in the 1800s before it got demoted, and 2003 UB313, an icy object slightly larger than Pluto whose discoverer, Michael Brown of the California Institute of Technology, has nicknamed Xena.

Charon, the largest of Pluto's three moons, is no longer under consideration for any special designation.

Brown, who watched the proceedings from Cal Tech, took Thursday's vote in stride -- even though his discovery won't be christened a planet.

''UB313 is the largest dwarf planet. That's kind of cool,'' he said.


AP Science Writer Alicia Chang in Los Angeles contributed to this story.


On the Net:

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And, of course, couldn't we have guessed, Evolutionary Biology has been taken off a Federal List of Approved Majors in approved fields of study. Again, another link and an excerpt:

Evolution Major Vanishes From Approved Federal List

Published: August 24, 2006

Evolutionary biology has vanished from the list of acceptable fields of study for recipients of a federal education grant for low-income college students.

The omission is inadvertent, said Katherine McLane, a spokeswoman for the Department of Education, which administers the grants. “There is no explanation for it being left off the list,” Ms. McLane said. “It has always been an eligible major.”

Another spokeswoman, Samara Yudof, said evolutionary biology would be restored to the list, but as of last night it was still missing.

If a major is not on the list, students in that major cannot get grants unless they declare another major, said Barmak Nassirian, associate executive director of the American Association of Collegiate Registrars and Admissions Officers. Mr. Nassirian said students seeking the grants went first to their college registrar, who determined whether they were full-time students majoring in an eligible field.

“If a field is missing, that student would not even get into the process,” he said.

That the omission occurred at all is worrying scientists concerned about threats to the teaching of evolution.


Mailyn said...

LMAO at your title!!! OMG you brought back memories. Thank god I am out of school. LOL. ;-)

Beth said...

I learned it as My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizza pies. The last "pies" was just stuck on there so it'd fit the ditty, because it's sung. A lil jingle. (It seems like everyone learned a different mnemonic for it, and never the same one as me.)

CindyS said...

Thanks for keeping me up to date. I feel bad for Pluto - here it has been a planet for like, ever and then WHAM demoted and it do anything to deserve it!!

Poor thing. (As an aside I grew up knowing Canada had 10 provinces and 2 territories. Now, all I know is a new province was founded in 2001 (where the hell was I?) and one of the places is no longer a territory - or something like that)

As for education. Nothing like being miss informed during you educational years to leave you wondering what they hell good was it anyways. Nothing like finding out about Darwin's Theory of Evolution in university (yeah, that's where I first heard of it) and having to hide your shock that you seem to be the only person on the planet who has never heard of it. Not only embarrassing but also makes you doubt your intelligence. Give the kids the information they need so that when they have moments of self-doubt they don't get proof of their own idiocy later in life (now I know it wasn't my fault but back then, I thought I was a fraud for being in university and being unaware of so many things that others just seemed to know!)

Should mention I was brought up in the public school, was not church going but for some reason the Bible stories were the ones I knew about and Darwin was a person I had never heard of. Shocking.