I got my mother to leave early. Hurrah.
I was interviewed this morning by CPS. They are filing the report under "Unfounded". There will be a record of a report, but the case has been investigated and there is no foundation to believe that abuse is happening. The Social Worker also asked me to call her if I thought another report was forthcoming so that she could take the case.
I bought kitty litter. I do live a fascinating life, it's true.