This sort of post can get truly silly after a while, but good grief, I just had to say something.
For the last three days, these are the searches which landed people on my blog.
The Lottery Shirley Jackson diorama
A Tale of Two Cities extended metaphor
Jack Sparrow longer face
psychics fairfield california
leg cast thigh to toes pictures
beet vandal buster
Three of those I'm used to seeing often (Namusca, autocunnilingus and Debbie's Petland), but "Beet vandal buster"? I really want to know. I do. What's a beet vandal anyway?