Friday, July 18, 2008

Cat logic

Why is it that the moment I sit down at the keyboard, the cat immediately wakes up from his 16 hour nap?

Why does does the cat insist on straddling the keyboard so that I cannot see the monitor, anus in my face?

Why does blowing a sharp gust of air on his ever-so-obvious anus elicit no response whatsoever other than a casual glance over his shoulder and a quick tail flick?


Lyvvie said...

I think your cat considers this foreplay.

It's also like kids who as soon they notice your attention is absorbed elsewhere they must become the center of you attention again, immediately. Usually with false injuries. Manipulative blighters.

Suisan said...

Are you saying that cats are attention whores? I'm shocked!